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Socks worn by the man the public thought was god
Item number: 220005240800
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Current bid:
£1.85
End time:
4 hours 14 mins (11-Jul-06 02:24:48 BST)
Postage costs:
£2.00Seller's Standard Rate
Post to:
United Kingdom
Item location:
manchester, Greater Manchester, United Kingdom
History:
4 bids

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Lock of My Luscious, Beautiful, Ginger Hair!
Item number: 290004289407
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Starting bid
£0.99

End time:
5 hours 48 mins (11-Jul-06 04:03:17 BST)
Postage costs:
£0.50Royal Mail 1st Class Standard (more services)
Post to:
Worldwide
Item location:
Glasgow, United Kingdom
History:
0 bids
You are bidding on...A LOCK OF MY LUSCIOUS, BEAUTIFUL, GINGER HAIR.
That's right! Though some philistines may have you believe that ginger hair is a mere myth and exists only in the fantasies of crazy men, this is a geniune lock of such hair, plucked from my very own head!